March 31, 2025 by Olivia Clemmensen (‘26) On Thursday, March 27th, Saratoga Springs’ Board of Education held a meeting in the Teaching Auditorium of Saratoga Springs High School, with their main goal being to vote on the reinstatement of the “Affirming our Support for Every Student” resolution. Seven Board Members voted “Yes” to this resolution, […]
March 31, 2025 by Olivia Howe (‘26) As April Fool’s Day is approaching this Tuesday, people around the U.S. are practicing their best jokes, testing out whoopie cushions, and plotting detailed pranks to prepare for one of the most practiced holidays in the nation. However, this year our usual small schemes like these are being
April 1st: Simple Pranks or World Domination? Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) Every Thursday, almost a thousand Toga students get riled up, but not for a game or a show or the fact that chicken sandwiches will be on the lunch menu for the 120th time, they’re hyped for the “Toga Almost Friday” account’s newest post. In 2019, brothers Max
BEHIND THE SCENES: the Notorious Toga Almost Friday Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) I’ve done a lot of silly things this year; that’s why The Rod asks me to write satires, not just any old Joe-Schmo could come up with the comedic genius line: “I’m seeing three people right now, they don’t know it, but I do”. If you don’t know
I’m Doing It for the Bit I Promise Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Olivia Clemmensen (‘26) Local: -SSHS Junior/Senior Prom Tickets are on Sale: Prom season is upon us! The joined Saratoga Springs High School prom for Juniors and Seniors will be May 17th at the Saratoga Springs City Center 6pm-10pm. Ticket sales will begin on April 2nd and end May 2nd online and
Prom Tickets, the Department of Education and ICE: A Global News Update Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Elias Prodger (‘26) Woman From the SSHS Announcements Hosts Hit Game Show “Name That Cancelled Bus!!!” At approximately 1:10 PM every weekday, the students of Saratoga Springs High School gather in their respective classrooms to take part in the brilliant new game show “Name That Cancelled Bus!!!” In the moments leading
Shocking Headlines of the Week Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Daniela Fleming (‘26)
Saratoga Comic: Spring into Deception Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Areeba Suleman (‘26) Imagine, if you will, strangers banging drums right outside your door at 4 in the morning. You wake up, still groggy, and glance out the window. The entire city is awake; children running through the streets, playing tag, and distributing the food their mothers had asked them to
Ramadan Mubarak! (Or Happy Ramadan!) Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Olivia Clemmensen (‘26) Local: -SSHS Student Body Volleyball Tournament: This past Friday, students at Saratoga Springs High School created teams of 6-10 people to face off in a highly spirited and intense volleyball tournament. Over 20 teams of students showed up in the Blue and White Gyms and brought the classic
The Alien Enemies Act, Volleyball and Tornadoes: A Global News Update Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Elias Prodger (‘26) and Max Vogel (’26) Well everybody, it’s finally here. After over four years of self-indulgent, frustrating teases of snippets on a dormant Instagram account along with a handful of new singles, influential and cult favorite rapper Playboi Carti has given us a new album. We can dive into
I Am Music: Analyzing Playboi Carti’s Highly Anticipated Album Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Emilia Hall and Savanah Winter (‘26) This month marks the 5th anniversary of the beginning of the Covid-19 pandemic that shook the world back in 2020. As we look back on how far we have come since then, it is only appropriate we take a walk down memory lane. This deadly
A 5 Year COVID Retrospective Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Isabella Barrett(‘26) In a world where pop culture often glamorizes beauty, wealth, and external perfection, “Legally Blonde” shines through that with an empowering message that defies these superficial expectations. Based on the 2001 film, this musical delivers a captivating blend of catchy songs, witty humor, and an inspiring story about self-discovery
Saratoga Drama Club’s Legally Blonde: A High-Energy, Heartfelt Story of Empowerment Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Allison Richard (‘26) Saratoga Springs High School has many clubs, one for every type of person, and for almost every interest. The Shades of Blue club provides a platform for students to express themselves through written words and community involvement. The club’s vice president, Charlotte Demott, expressed her insights on the
Toga Shades of Blue Club: Creative Writers and a Community Read More »
March 17, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) The other day someone emailed me “I love your articles, please don’t die”. Most people think this is funny, but I took it very seriously. I know I’m going to die one day; the question is, who will replace me? After careful consideration, I’ve decided to leave it
The Only Woman You Should Be Celebrating This Month: Me Read More »
