April 28, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) Usually, my satires are funny and lighthearted, but sorry, sorry, this is a serioustical. I fear I need to be more genuine. My first apology is to everyone I’ve ever said the phrase “if you tell anyone I [did/said] this I’ll tell them you’re a crazy liar”. Not […]
April 28, 2025 by Daniela Fleming (‘26) Welcome or welcome back to Five Stars, a book review series where I share my “five-star” books – these books went above and beyond and stand out among the shelves of books I’ve read. Whether it’s the engaging writing, storyline, or some intangible “it-factor,” these books are worth
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April 28, 2025 by Sarah Pipino (‘26) Mary Cassatt was an incredibly influential painter during her time, and still today. Her work, usually portraits of mothers and their children, was outstanding in that very few Impressionist artists were commercially successful in America at the time, and even less so female Impressionists. Her paintings aided in
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April 11, 2025 by Max Greenblat (‘26)
Pictures: Saratoga Flag Football Home Opener, 4/2 Read More »
April 11, 2025 by Violet Hoke (‘27) Caffè Lena is a historic folk music venue established in 1960, making it the oldest continuously operating venue of its kind in the US. It has hosted legends such as Bob Dylan and Arlo Guthrie. Below are some top picks for some great shows in April! Don’t miss
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April 11, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) Every 68 seconds, someone in America is sexually assaulted, and those who are 12-34 years old are at the highest risk years for assault or rape. But what is sexual assault and what can you do to support victims or even prevent the act itself? Sexual violence or
Recognizing Sexual Assault Awareness Month this April Read More »
April 11, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) Last Saturday, April 5th, the nationwide “Hands Off” protest took place in over 1000 cities. The protests were organized by environmental groups like Third Act, Reproductive Freedom for All, and the 50501 Movement. These groups advocate against the Trump Administration’s handling of social security, federal jobs, Medicaid, and
Nationwide “Hands Off” Protest Made it to Downtown Saratoga Read More »
April 11, 2025 by Daniel Hancock (‘26) Just last Friday, a movie many fans have wished for their whole lives was released. A Minecraft Movie. After trailers and countless memes, the movie was finally released for everyone to experience. With such excitement, did A Minecraft Movie truly live up to all its hype? For anyone
A Minecraft Movie: A Movie Worth Experiencing? Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Olivia Clemmensen (‘26) On Thursday, March 27th, Saratoga Springs’ Board of Education held a meeting in the Teaching Auditorium of Saratoga Springs High School, with their main goal being to vote on the reinstatement of the “Affirming our Support for Every Student” resolution. Seven Board Members voted “Yes” to this resolution,
March 31, 2025 by Olivia Howe (‘26) As April Fool’s Day is approaching this Tuesday, people around the U.S. are practicing their best jokes, testing out whoopie cushions, and plotting detailed pranks to prepare for one of the most practiced holidays in the nation. However, this year our usual small schemes like these are being
April 1st: Simple Pranks or World Domination? Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) Every Thursday, almost a thousand Toga students get riled up, but not for a game or a show or the fact that chicken sandwiches will be on the lunch menu for the 120th time, they’re hyped for the “Toga Almost Friday” account’s newest post. In 2019, brothers Max
BEHIND THE SCENES: the Notorious Toga Almost Friday Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Ava Tatum (‘25) I’ve done a lot of silly things this year; that’s why The Rod asks me to write satires, not just any old Joe-Schmo could come up with the comedic genius line: “I’m seeing three people right now, they don’t know it, but I do”. If you don’t know
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March 31, 2025 by Olivia Clemmensen (‘26) Local: -SSHS Junior/Senior Prom Tickets are on Sale: Prom season is upon us! The joined Saratoga Springs High School prom for Juniors and Seniors will be May 17th at the Saratoga Springs City Center 6pm-10pm. Ticket sales will begin on April 2nd and end May 2nd online and
Prom Tickets, the Department of Education and ICE: A Global News Update Read More »
March 31, 2025 by Elias Prodger (‘26) Woman From the SSHS Announcements Hosts Hit Game Show “Name That Cancelled Bus!!!” At approximately 1:10 PM every weekday, the students of Saratoga Springs High School gather in their respective classrooms to take part in the brilliant new game show “Name That Cancelled Bus!!!” In the moments leading
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