Life

The Fan Favorite Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Waffle Fries

By The Rock Crispy Chicken Sandwich: 9.5/10  I heard my peers celebrate when they checked the lunch calendar to find it was crispy chicken sandwich day. Their eager voices intrigued me. Was the sandwich really that special? I waited in line to get the meal and returned to my table. It looked like an average […]

The Fan Favorite Crispy Chicken Sandwich with Waffle Fries Read More »

Food Review: Chicken Nuggets, Pasta, and Mystery Yellow Glob

By The Rock The Lightning Rod is delighted to introduce a new cafeteria food review column to the publication. Here are the thoughts of our staff’s very own food analyst, The Rock: Chicken Nuggets: 8.5/10 The chicken nuggets imitate McDonalds’ taste with a school cafeteria texture. The outer layer was soggy, but I overlooked it.

Food Review: Chicken Nuggets, Pasta, and Mystery Yellow Glob Read More »

Satire: “Devious Licks and the Attack on Bathroom Liberty”

By Catherine Mongan  Bathrooms used to be the place students would go to relax, kick back after a couple of hard classes, spend some time with friends, maybe take a quick nap to recharge for physics. Now, from the students’ perspective, the school bathrooms are reminiscent of Azkaban, with monitors and dementors guarding every door. 

Satire: “Devious Licks and the Attack on Bathroom Liberty” Read More »